Much like a 5-year-old, my nightly routine consists of refusing to take myself to bed when I’m tired; instead falling asleep on the couch with all of the lights on until 2 a.m., when I finally stumble into my bedroom too tired to brush my teeth.
I’m turning 30 in October and don’t see my behavior changing anytime soon.
But it’s really not my fault! Like any normal human being, I subscribe to Netflix. And Netflix, as we all know, is just slightly less addictive than nicotine.